38 Stupid Top White Elephant Gifts Everyone Will Fight Over This Christmas

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This post is all about the top white elephant gifts for the Christmas season! From hilarious to inexpensive gifts that the whole family will fight over! Seriously, there is a present idea for everyone in this white elephant gift guide!

White elephant games are seriously SO MUCH FUN! Especially when everyone gets creative and funny! I love when I run into a gift that gives me a good laugh, so I’ve personally collected 38 of my top white elephant gifts that will give everyone a good laugh in your family! I’ve collected the funniest t-shirt, socks, candle and so much more for you to have a great white elephant experience!

This post is all about gift ideas for top white elephant gifts!

“Use The Force, Harry” Shirt

My husband and I complimented a man wearing this shirt in Hawaii, and ever since I’ve been thinking about how this would be an AWESOME white elephant gift!

Funny Emergency Box Drink

The white elephant gift that works brilliantly for the person who has a favorite drink that is always in their hands! A hilarious gift for them to stage on their desk.

Burrito Blanket

The burrito blanket is a funny and creative blanket everyone is going to want to fight over this Christmas!

Funny Candle

I had to laugh out loud when I read the sentence on this candle! Brilliant for the overwhelmed person to steal during the white elephant game!

Funny HR Book

This is a funny gift idea that I could see your friend stealing who has co-workers they’ve been struggling with for years!

Elephant Blanket

What a funny AND adorable white elephant gift idea! All the ladies may be fighting over this stupidly funny white elephant gift idea!

Funny Elephant Mug

I promise this is my last elephant gift to show you! I am all for a punny mug!

Mini Bowling Game

Great white elephant gift for the pro bowlers to nab when in the middle of the game!

Chia Pet Bob Ross

Who wouldn’t want a Bob Ross chia pet!! I would challenge anyone who gets this in the White Elephant to bring it back the next year after the grass has grown and try to regift it again! LOL

Phone Charger Protectors

Super crazy cute and an awesome white elephant gift idea for those want to elevate the look of their chargers!

Bathroom Golf Set

This is actually hilarious! Your golfing lovers are going to fight over this present!

Lightsaber Chopsticks

This was a gift my aunt gave to my brothers last year and it was a big hit among the men! I could see the Star Wars lovers fighting for the Star Wars chopsticks!

Magic 8 Ball

These are classics and hilarious when you ask this toy the right questions!! I picture the person asking the magic 8 ball if anyone is going to steal this gift and receiving some pretty funny answers!

Cat Mug

Stupidly adorable cat mug with a paw spoon, and all your cat lovers will fight for this!

Microwavable Heating Pad

Okay, not only is this funny but this gift is INSANELY useful! You microwave this cat and use the gift for period cramps! Warning this may become a big fight during your white elephant game!

Bread Pillow

This makes it onto our top white elephant gifts lists for a very good reason! WHO WOULDN’T WANT A BREAD PILLOW TO CUDDLE??!!!

Chicken Leg Socks

I can just see the jokesters in your family getting a big kick out of these chicken legs! LOL

Dad Bag Fanny Pack

I am honestly amazed at the posts I will see at Christmas time of people proudly wearing their dad bod fanny pack! They look like they’re having the time of your life with their new fanny pack which is why I predict this gift has a big ‘fight for me’ label over it!

Duck Night Light

This is in the category of stupidly ADORABLE and white elephant that is 100% worth fighting over!

Emotional Support Pickle

Sometimes we get down and we need a positive pickle to make us feel better!

Creative Lunch Box

Someone in your family may have experience people stealing their food! This is a hilarious white elephant gift idea everyone is going to want to fight over!

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Dad Joke Buttons

For our dad’s out there who need new material to bestow upon our loved ones! A dad joke 3000 button with over 75 cringey one liners are a must for the fathers!

Slushie Cup

A DIY slushie maker for those who want something cool in the summer months!

Hand Holding Socks

I can foresee this being a big couple gift people would want to nab because it is so endearing yet funny! Great for a Christmas photo!

Screaming Goat

We’ve all seen the screaming goat video, but just in case I’ll include a link to the Youtube video this gift reminds me of. Click here for the link.

Dumpster Party Pencil Holder

This is a funny white elephant idea for the person who feels they are in a dumpster fire chapter of their life.

Bacon Bandages

Men and women love bacon! These bandages are designed to look like bacon and would be an awesome add to your party game!

Ravioli Spoon Rest

For the chefs who find the humor in using a ravioli as a spoon rest in their kitchen!

Fry Cup Holders

This is honestly super useful for people who want an efficiency way to hold their fries in the car and not make a mess.

Travel Coffee Mug

People fall in love with adorable mug ideas and this is perfect going into January and February!

Cat Drink Coasters

These cat butt coasters are the combination of funny and practical for our kitty fans out there!

Yodeling Pickle

An unique white elephant gift idea that is the perfect gag present!

World’s Smallest Violin

According to an article by Classic FM, the first reference to ‘the world’s smallest violin’ stemmed from the 1970’s show M*A*S*H to which Major Margaret Houlihan rubs her thumb and forefinger together and says: “It’s the world’s smallest violin, and it’s playing just for you.” However, the article notes the reference could go back further than the 70s.

Mirror Accessories

You can choose which animal you want to hang from the mirror with this cutesy gift idea!

Coffin Cutting Board

This cutting board would be the perfect white elephant for the family and friends who love all things October and Halloween! A coffin shaped cutting board they can decorate with!

Hot Dog Maker

This would not only make a really good white elephant gift, but also a super Christmas good gift for someone!

Cat Toothbrush

Another shoutout to our cat lovers out here! I honestly would love this as a Christmas present! Not just a white elephant gift!

Mop Slippers

Mop shoes you can change out to different colors and a set of 10! I want this just to turn up the music and dance in my kitchen! Cardio, fun, and a tidied kitchen all in one! LOL

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